inday (a hilarious story)

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan saprobinsya,namasukan si Inday bilang katulong saMaynila.Habang ini-interview ng amo...



Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong paramag ayos ngbahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa,mamalengke,at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo baang lahat ngito?



Inday: I believe that my trained skillsandexpertise in management with the useof standardtools, and my discipline andexperience willcontribute significantly to the valueof thework that you want, my creativity,productivityand work-efficiency and the highquality ofoutcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.



Amo: [nosebleed]



Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi angamo,nakitang me bukol si junior.



Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?



Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.


Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.


Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?


Inday: The consistency was fine. Butyou see, itseems that the increased amount of sodiumchloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.


Amo: [nosebleed na naman]


Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!


Inday: Because I don't want you to seeme doing absolutely nothing.


Donya: [hinimatay]Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo atdonya.


Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.


Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.


Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!


Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.


Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan,malikot si junior.


Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!


Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV siInday.


Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.


Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?


Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday.Si Dodong,ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto makipagtext-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petitiondenied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong,nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break siInday ke Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Here to for,you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothingbecause maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've beenwishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]